- during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
- during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.
alright, put the money in the bag….
PUT IT IN
umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir
ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
hi im here to ruin everything
Theorem: Puppiys are cool
Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.
With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)
maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier
- Person: Have you seen that episode where...
- Me: I have seen every episode, go on
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